The Top 40 Most Hilariously Wrong Exam Answers
Over the years, students have chanced their arm with entertaining answers to exam questions to try and appeal to their teachers funny side. We’ve gather the top 40 most hilariously wrong exam answers so you can learn what not to do!
#40) I am the Walrus!
#39) Maths Made Easy
#38) C’est la vie
#37) Everyone Loves a Blue Whale
#36) Seems Legit…
#35) Exams can be scary!
#34) It adds up
#33) Me, me, me, me, me
#32) A Work of Art!
#31) Pop Quiz
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#30) This should be true!
#29) Giraffes…
#28) …cannot be trusted!
#27) Watch where you’re going
#26) You can’t beat the home comforts
#25) Never Stand-alone
#24) A New Mathematical Language
#23) Drive Safe
#22) Judge Judy
#21) I’m picking up good vibrations, she giving me the excitations
#20) Birmingham: The Land Fashion Forgot.
#19) Does my acute angle look big in this?
#18) Honestly, is the best policy
#17) Kung Fu Midget!
#16) Cosmic Love!
#15) Lady(?) Gaga
#14) E X P A N D
#13) Deny it if you can!
#12) The Bonus Terrorist
#11) Poor, Poor Tony
#10) Science 101
#9) Rate your learning experience
#8) Elephants are always getting in the way!
#7) du dud du duud dudududu duduududud dudududu
#6) Remove all Centi!
#5) Everyone loves Sushi!
#4) Ice, Ice baby
#3) X marks the spot
#2) is Pen in goat My a?
#1) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Enough Said.
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Funny Test Answers (Hilarious Exam Howlers)
The following are genuine funny test answers given by real students in exams. They’re hilarious, but at the same time it’s slightly worrying for the future of the human race that students could give such hilariously funny test answers. We’re not sure exactly what is says about educational standards either! Anyway, enjoy these exam howlers!
24 Funny Test Answers
Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”
Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.
Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.
Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah.”
It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper.
Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim’s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.
The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.”. Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.
Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.
Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.
Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.
Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.
The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.
Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practiced virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of river to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
The First World War, caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an anarchist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.
More Exam Howlers
Q. How do you identify athlete’s foot?
A. It’s at the end of athlete’s leg.
Q. When Queen Elizabeth I came to the throne what was the first thing she did?
A. Sat down.
Q. Define capital punishment.
A. When you get in trouble for not putting a capital letter at the start of a sentence.
Q. Name 3 benefits of regular training.
A. 1. It’s cheaper than driving. 2. You can read on the train. 3. They have a snack trolley.
Q. If a coastal arch collapses, what word would describe the remaining rock?
Q. Deserts can be hot and cold. Name a hot desert and a cold desert.
A. Hot desert – apple crumble with custard. Cold desert – jelly and ice cream.
Q. How did the Romans transport water?
A. Via ducks.
Q. Name an expanse of salty water that’s smaller than an ocean.
Q. How can you tell where a river is on an Ordnance Survey Map?
A. It’s the bit that’s wet.
Q. Write the longest sentence you can, using appropriate punctuation.
A. 50 years to life.
Q. What does Antonym mean?
A. I don’t know what he means, but you’ve spelled his name wrong, Miss.
Q. Why did the infamous 1605 Gunpowder Plot fail?
A. Someone forgot to bring the matches.
Q. What are fossil fuels used for?
A. Powering dinosaurs.
Q. Describe the characteristics of a triangular prism.
A. A place with a pointed roof where bad people are locked up.
Q. How does your humerus differ from your fibular?
A. One’s funny and one lies a lot.
Q. What is the primary function of hamstrings?
A. Keep the Sunday roast in one piece until you’re ready to eat it.
Q. Briefly explain what hard water is.
A. It’s ice.
Q. What are vibrations?
A. There are good vibrations and bad vibrations. Good vibrations where discovered in the 60s.
Q. Name one of the early Romans’ greatest achievements.
A. Learning to speak Latin.
Q. Tapeworms are hermaphrodites. What is meant by the term “hermaphrodite”?
A. Lady Gaga.
Q. What do we call the science of classifying living things?
Q. What did have Mahatma Ghandi and Ghengis Khan have in common?
A. Unusual names.
Q. Name six animals that live specifically in the Arctic.
A. Two polar bears and four seals.
Q. Why would living close to a mobile phone mast cause ill health?
A. You might walk into it.
Q. Explain the phrase ‘free press’.
A. When your mum irons your trousers for you.
Q. Joanne works in an office. Her computer is a stand-alone system. What is a stand-alone computer system?
A. It doesn’t come with a chair.
Q. Steve is driving his car. He is travelling at 60 feet/second and the speed limit is 40 mph. Is Steve speeding?
A. He could find out by checking his speedometer.
Q. To change centimeters to meters, you?
A. Take out centi.
Q. Imagine you lived at the same time as Abraham Lincoln. What would you say to him or ask him?
A. I’d tell him not to go to a play ever.
Q. Miranda can’t see anything when she looks down her microscope. Suggest one reason why not.
A. She is blind.
Q. The first cells were probably…
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Funny Exam Answers: 48 Kids' Test Papers That Will Make You Belly Laugh
Life editor at HuffPost UK
Kids ' blunt, yet witty, exam answers at school provide us with a constant source of entertainment.
So if you never get bored of seeing their literal yet incorrect answers, here's a few (read: 48) more.
From the child who drew a plant cell as a plant in jail, to the guy answering "What is love ?" with "Baby don't hurt me, no more", they'll most definitely have you belly laughing.
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A reasonable sized dump of reasonably not bad test answers...
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50 Funny Exam Answers by Students (Guaranteed to Make You LOL)
Ahhh, exam season. The pinnacles of crunch, stress, and an inane amount of marking! However, there is one bright spot to the standardized season: reading all the funny exam answers by students.
Truly, students write some funny test answers. And a lot of whacked-out workings too!
And though we can’t give any marks for the exam responses that make us spit out our water in a fit of giggles, we can collect all the answers in a mega-post to all guffaw at together. And maybe give half a point for creativity. ;)
Over the course of my nearly two-decade career as a teacher, I kept a personal collection of all the funny exam answers I stumbled across. They were there for me on the days that the misery of teaching had me feeling blue.
And now, I’ve collated them all here for you – it can’t all be concessions and commiseration! Sometimes, we just need to laugh.
So with further ado, let’s have a laugh. Don’t say I never did anything for you!
After all, laughter is the best medicine. And if you’re going to survive exam season, you’ll need all the medicine you can get.
50 Funniest Exams Answers I’ve Collected From Students
From in-class assignments to the silliest answers on AP exams , so begins the collection. The anthology of awesome.
There’s no way around it: kids just say the dumbest s***.
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#1: Information Technology
Explain what a digital footprint is.
A digital footprint is when you step on your iPad.
#2: Geography
What is the capital of England?
#3: Grammar
What is a synonym?
The stuff I put on my toast.
#4: Human Biology
Explain how twins happen.
Twins happen when you have sex when you’re already pregnant.
#5: Philosophy
Would you rather be stuck on an island alone or with someone you hate?
I would rather be stuck on an island with someone I hate so I have something to eat.
#6: Classical Literature
In your opinion, is Odysseus worthy of the title hero? Explain.
Odysseus is my hero because he’s the man. He’s got a hot wife at home but then he goes around banging all these hoes around the globe. That’s my dream right there.
Compare the tone or authors’ attitudes in the two poems, “To Helen” by Edgar Allan Poe and “Helen” by HD.
One guy thinks she’s totally the bait and the other guy thinks she’s like the biggest ho.
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Then try my post about all the ridiculous things students say to their teachers!
#8: Sex Education…?
Describe how the author manages to give internal events the sense of excitement, suspense, and climax usually associated with external action.
This question is inappropriate and I’m not going to answer it.
#9: Biology 101
Name a book that changed your perspective on the world and describe how it impacted you.
A book that made the biggest impact on me is “Everyone Poops.” It made me realize that pooping is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone should read this book and realize that yes, everyone really does poop. That means it’s okay, right? Right.
#10: Biographical Literature
Write a memoir using only six words.
Want love, only got deez hoes.
#11: English Studies
Give an example of an onomatopoeia.
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!
#12: Visual Art
Who painted the Mona Lisa?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
#13. Vocabulary
What part of speech is the word dragon? Use it in a sentence.
Dragon is a noun. I’m gonna be dragon deez nuts across your face.
#14: Non-Fiction Writing
What is a heading?
A heading is a head with the letter ING on it.
Excuses, Excuses, Excuses…
For more student shenanigans, read about the best excuses to dodge remote learning classes.
#15: American History (Pt. 1)
What do we celebrate on the 4th of July?
#16: American History (Pt. 2)
Who was the first president of the United States?
Yankee Doodle.
#17: Geometry
Name this shape. ⬠
#18: American History (Pt. 3)
Who said, “Give me liberty or give me death?”
The Statue of Liberty before she was frozen.
#19: Parapsychology
There were forty ghosts and seven disappeared. How many ghosts are left?
Zero because ghosts aren’t real.
#20: The Infinitely Superior Metric System
To turn centimeters to meters you must…?
Take out centi.
#21: Critical Race Theory
List something that is almost always white.
Disney Princesses
#22: Chemistry
Write the two reactions used in the separation of CaCO₃.
Surprised, relieved
#23: Domestic Studies
Sarah has 16 chocolate bars, Jamie takes 4 from her and asks for the remaining quarter. What will Jamie end up with?
#24: Chemistry But Also Sorta Biology
Name a gas.
#25: Mathematics
What is the difference between 8 and 6?
8 is all curly and 6 is not.
#26: Sex Education for Real This Time
Name an effective form of contraception.
Crocs are an effective form of contraception because no one wants to have sex with someone wearing crocs.
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Check out my post about the zaniest questions asked in Sex Ed Class!
#27: Economics
How did Henry Ford spend his money?
On strippers and cocaine
#28: Musical History
Name a musician from the 1920s.
#29: Botany
Some people think that plants eat soil. Why might they think that?
They are stupid.
What should you say if someone offers you an illegal drug?
No, thank you, I will take it at home.
#31: Human Biology Attempt Two
How do twins happen?
When a pregnant lady has sex.
#32: Gaming the System
A 7th-grade class wanted to determine the average word length in a textbook. What should they do to determine this?
Copy and paste into a Word document and click “word count.”
#33: Sculpture Studies
What is the Statue of Liberty holding?
An ice cream cone
#34: Report Writing
Plan a short writing piece using what you learned about gorillas.
Thesis: Gorillas and fat and stupid like my family.
Supporting detail #1 Gorillas walk crazy all the time.
Supporting detail #2 Gorillas are bigger than us.
Supporting detail #3 Gorillas have big heads and are stupid.
Conclusion: Gorillas are stupid like my mom, fat like my dad, and have big heads like my sister.
#35: Crafts
Sam can make 11 beaded necklaces in an hour. Sue can make 12 necklaces in an hour. In one week, Sam made necklaces for 6 hours, and Sue made them for 3 hours. Who made more bracelets?
No one was making bracelets.
#36: I Don’t Even Know
Fill in the blanks with the correct word.
1000: teeen
10000: teeeen
100000: teeeeen
1000000: teeeeeen
#37: Middle-Eastern Studies
What language do people in Lebanon speak?
#38: Astronomy
A star in the sky suddenly brightens to many times its original brightness and then fades gradually over the next several years. Hypothesize what happened in terms of a star’s life cycle.
It just had a hot flash and is probably going through menopause.
#39: Roman History
Who was Caesar Augustus?
A dick-tator
More Excuses!
What about a post dedicated to all the best excuses to visit the school nurse?
#40: Procedure Writing
Write a short “How To” piece. Be sure to include the materials one will need and each step in the process.
How to Twerk: Put your hand on your hips, open your legs. Then put your leg up on the wall and twerk. You can twerk in people’s faces, then they might throw up. If the throw-up gets on you, you can shake the throw-up back at them.
#41: Music Studies
Name a song that is particularly meaningful to you and explain why it is significant.
Chief Keef’s song “Love No Thotties” is meaningful to me because you can’t love, trust, or feed a thotty. You especially can’t make her feel welcome at your crib. In god we trust, in thotties we lust.
#42: Victorian Literature
Explain some qualities of Victorian Literature. How do you know you are reading a Victorian text?
The Victorian Era was the first time Victoria’s Secret was acknowledged. This brought about an uprising of people pondering what Victoria’s secret really is.
#43: Creative Writing
Write a simile.
John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also never met.
#44: Creative Writing Pt. 2
Write a metaphor.
Her face was a circle that had been smashed on the sides by a Thigh Master.
#45: Creative Writing Pt. 3
Her voice had a deep, throaty sound like a dog before it throws up.
#46: American History (Pt. 4)
The last hilarious test answer on American history…
#47: Reflective Writing
A student’s attempt at a thoughtful exam response turns funny…
#48: Physics
To be fair, we’ve all met guys like him.
#49: Film Studies
Why should a student write a funny exam answer when they can draw it? Maximize those marks!
#50: General Science
I still wouldn’t call this strictly wrong.
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Got Your Own Funny Student Exam Answers?
Why not submit them then? Let’s turn this into the internet’s home base of the strangest and silliest test questions and answers!
I hope you had a giggle along with me. At the very least, I hope this post keeps you sane through all the marking seasons to come.
The world is changing. These days, we can secretly use ChatGPT to mark exams and provide feedback to save ourselves hours upon hours of stress!
But the one thing that will NEVER change is the wonderment with which a kid sees the world. Perhaps it’s sometimes a bit literal and a bit lacking in contextualized nuance. But it’s endless entertainment all the same.
So if you have any favorite funny answers from exam papers that you think deserve a shoutout, post them in the comments down below! Let me know so I can work them in. :)
And whatever you do, stay sane out there in all the misery of teaching! Find those bright spots, cut those corners, and make teaching worth it again.
Because nothing will get you through the day like a twelve-year-old’s take on Odysseus and all the booty he plundered.
Pun 100% intended.
30+ Funny Test Answers That Put The ‘Smart’ in ‘Smartass’
There isn’t much to laugh about concerning school, but some students just have such a hard time taking it seriously. Just read through these funny test answers, which are purely hilarious! These kids might not be getting an A in class anytime soon, but they sure do have an A+ in my heart.
1. Marcus is TOO strong
2. Forget this question, I have another
3. This kid already knows the ropes
4. The true meaning of PEMDAS
5. Things just got personal
6. When you can’t answer one question, just make up your own
7. Unfortunately true
8. Oh, the ironey
9. Sorry, this isn’t a Beyoncé song
10. Well… is he wrong?
11. A plant cell
13. I mean, I won’t argue against that
14. It’s nuclear, but good try
15. Kids are getting smarter!
16. Ice, ice baby
17. I feel like I should be offended…
18. If you’re not a pro, you’re a noob
19. That awkward moment when the right answer isn’t even on the test
20. You never asked for the most ETHICAL solution…
21. Creativity at its finest
22. Okay but how old is this child???
23. ALEX NO
24. Just a little wordplay…
25. An honest answer
26. Well, I’m speechless…
27. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen
28. Correct but not very nice :(
29. This, my friends, is America’s future
30. He’s my favorite hue, too
31. Called OUT
32. I mean, I would’ve counted that as correct
33. A true visionary
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114 Funny Test Answers That Deserve An A+ For Humor (New Pics)
We feel that humor and wit are seriously underrated at schools. Creativity and comedy should be rewarded with top grades, trophies, parades, and endless pizza at the cafeteria. At least, that’s how we feel.
Pretty much everyone’s been in a situation where we’re sitting in the classroom, scratching our heads, trying to figure out a question that just darn doesn’t make any sense. Some students don’t want to guess blindly or leave the question unanswered, though. Instead, they summon their courage and write out a witty response that is technically correct but might take the teacher completely by surprise.
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Our team at Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest test answers that kids have ever written to boost your mood and remind you just how powerful thinking outside the box really is.
Pssst , Pandas, over here! Careful, make sure the teacher can’t see you. We’ve got a whole bunch of other genius and hilarious test answers to share with you. When you’ve finished upvoting your fave pics in this list, take a peek at Bored Panda’s earlier post right over here (hey, no copying!).
#1 Debatable. But Still A Good Answer
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#2 How To Make Original Answer
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#3 My Wife Is A Teacher And Found This While Marking An Assessment
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A lot depends on the specific teacher who set your child’s test. If they’re more easy-going, they might actually appreciate the out-of-the-box thinking and witty answers. However, someone stricter, who feels that there’s only one ‘right’ way to answer any question might end up scolding your kid and giving them a bad grade.
There’s also a lot to be said about the type of school you send your children to. Whether or not the institution values creativity or rote memorization will depend not only on the teachers hired to work there, but also on the principal and local superintendent, how the PTA deals with things, and what the overall philosophy of the school board might be.
#4 The Answer From A Guy In My Class On A Geology Exam
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#5 Sounds About Right
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#6 The Answer To This Question
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There definitely has to be at least some structure throughout the school day. You can’t just let your kids run completely free, doing whatever they want, without care, for years on end. Though there are schools like that and it’s up to every family to decide what’s best for their loved ones, generally speaking, there has to be a healthy balance between freedom and discipline.
Guidance from teachers and an expectation to follow the rules aren’t necessarily bad things, so long as they don’t try to limit their students’ expression and creativity for no good reason.
#7 One Of My Friends Just Sent Me Her Kid’s Homework. After The Answer At The Bottom, I Realize This Kid Is Going Places
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#8 My Son’s Best Answer This Week
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#9 Answer On An English Exam Paper
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Plenty of you Pandas have probably felt firsthand what it means to successfully one-up your teacher… and how bitter some of them get. If you correct your teacher in front of the class or tell a joke, you’re basically flipping a coin. The more empathetic educators will probably laugh along with you, thank you for your observations, or even start a discussion with the class about how, hey, not everyone knows all the answers.
#10 My Mom Found One Of My Old Tests From Almost 20 Years Ago
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#11 This Kid
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#12 Answer: Hot Dog
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However, someone who feels that their authority is being undermined (usually, they have low self-esteem) might punish the students who ‘dare’ to stand out. They might give them worse grades, for example. Or try to trip them up in various ways, like assigning extra homework, more tests, or extremely draining coursework. If this is an ongoing issue, the parents definitely need to get involved and have a chat about the situation. No bullying—by an adult no less!—should be tolerated.
#13 Name The Flag
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#14 My Sister Teaches 5th Grade. Nice Try, Jackie
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#15 Who Are You Who Is So Wise In The Ways Of Science
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Now that’s not to say that students should be free to disrupt the class all day, every day with their sass. Humor is great in small doses. However, it loses its charm when the class clown has to have the spotlight on them in every single class. There’s got to be a bit of mutual respect between the students and their teachers here. Having fun in class is perfectly fine, so long as you actually manage to learn something and don’t take away the opportunity to study from your fellow classmates.
#16 Provide An Example Of A Risk
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#17 I’d Say This Was The Correct Answer
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#18 My 8-Year-Old Son Takes His Homework Directions Literally
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Interpersonal skills, feeling comfortable and confident in front of a crowd, quick-wittedness and the ability to improvise under pressure, thinking in ways that others don’t, your general amiability—these are fantastic skills to have for any kid or grownup.
A large part of your success in life comes down to how you communicate with people. Being charming and spreading smiles are useful tools in your arsenal no matter what career you choose. However… that might not be enough.
Ideally, you should support your strong social skills with a good amount of knowledge in a few areas, whether that’s science, humanities, the arts, or something else. Sometimes you actually do have to find out what the angle of a specific triangle is, not just be able to talk your way out of the entire situation. Especially when it comes to more technically-minded careers.
#19 This Is The Best Answer I’ve Ever Seen
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#20 Potentially The Best Answer My Daughter Has Ever Given On A Worksheet
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#21 My Fourth Grader’s Math Homework. She Said, “This Way I Didn’t Even Need To Think About It”
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Some time ago, Professor Lisa McLendon, from the University of Kansas, shared a few thoughts with Bored Panda about how educators can motivate their students . She pointed out that there are two parts to inspiring your students to aim for the stars.
“One, give them a solid foundation to build their skills and knowledge on, so they’ll be able to succeed at whatever they choose to pursue,” the professor told us.
“Two, give them support and encouragement—and the benefit of your own network, if possible—to help them get where they want to be,” she shared that educators have the power to help their students build a solid foundation for a future career.
#22 Give This Guy A Medal
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#23 Comrade Stalin Liked That
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#24 My Little Cousin Nails A Test Question
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“Lots of people don’t get there [where they want to be in life] right away, or end up somewhere else completely, and if students see how others have navigated their career paths, it helps instill some patience and also an openness to other possible pathways,” the professor said that educators have the ability to support their students through their highs and lows. Encouragement goes a long way, whether or not someone’s still studying or has already graduated.
#25 Well It Didn’t Say It Had To Be Analog
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#26 They’re Not Wrong
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#27 My Son Is One Of “Those” Kids
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“Relating concepts and skills to real-world activities can help many students understand not just what they’re doing but why. Explaining the purpose of big-picture things like a whole course as well as small things like individual assignments can help students understand why what they’re doing is relevant. Also, putting concepts and skills into the larger field can help students contextualize what they’re doing and see how it relates to things they’ve done before and things they’ll be doing at the next level,” Profesor McLendon said.
#28 Honesty In My Son’s Homework
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#29 Wrote This In 1st Grade, Didn’t Realize How Smart I Was
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#30 My Son, The Patriot
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How an educator should give feedback will depend a lot on their students. For instance, some might want simple and direct feedback. Others might prefer a more diplomatic, subtle approach.
One way to let a student know that they might want to put more effort into their schoolwork is using the ‘sandwich method.’ “Tell the student something good about their work (bread), tell them how something could be better (filling), then tell them something else good, either about their work or about your confidence in their ability to do it (bread),” the professor told Bored Panda .
#31 My Daughter Asked Me To Check Over Her Homework. She’s 7. I’ve Never Been Prouder
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#32 My Wife Teaches Grade 3, This Was Not The Answer She Was Expecting
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#33 Friend’s 9-Year-Old Nephew Was Asked To Show His Work Or To Describe How He Got His Answer. His Reply: “Just Use My Brain” And Drew This To Show His Work
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#34 My 6-Year-Old Got The Answer Wrong, But I Think She’s Right
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#35 My Chem Lab Professor Accepted My Answer
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#36 How To Pass An Exam
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#37 My Brother’s Math Test
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#38 My Nephew Has Some Things Figured Out
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#39 This Person Deserves A Scholarship
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#40 The Kid Is Pretty Smart Though
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#41 The Kid Is Smart
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#42 Astronomy
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#43 My 8-Year-Old Cousin’s Homework
#44 I Was Marking My Students’ Tests And One Did This
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#45 Friend Of Mine’s Math Teacher Responds To A Doodle He Drew On His Test
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#46 The Teacher Gave Me 200% For This
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#47 I Have A Tradition With My Teacher To Draw Each Other Memes On The Exams, So Here Is Another One
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#48 What Is Mass? My Nephew’s Response To An Online Exam Question. My Family Is Catholic
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#49 My 7th Grade Chemistry Exam Answers
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#50 My Sister Is A Teacher, Year 1 Kid’s Answers
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#51 My Kindergarten Teaching Experience In A Nutshell
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#52 These Tests Are Getting Easier And Easier
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#53 Math Problem Solved
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#54 This Is Why Teachers Love To Teach Apparently
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#55 My Cousin Is A Teacher, And Posted This Today
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#56 My Sister’s English Homework
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#57 My Son Came Home With This. Looks Correct To Me
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#58 My Six-Year-Old Son Got A Note Sent Home From His Teacher Yesterday
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#59 Kid’s Take On Tornado Safety
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#60 This Kid Gets It
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#61 Little Sister’s Homework
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#62 I Have A Feeling Someone Got A Hold Of The Answer Key
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#63 Not Knowing The Answer On A Science Test
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#64 Reason Why My Little Brother Failed In School
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#65 3rd Grade – New Math
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#66 I’m Marking The Exam Papers. These Answers Keep Me Going
An answer: Fishing using physic powers. Physic + Fishing = Phishing
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#67 They Were Almost Right
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#68 Passed My PhD Exam Today
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#69 Godzilla Let Washington Down
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#70 My Sister Is A Kindergarten Teacher And Got This Back From A Student
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#71 Friend’s Kid’s Homework. I Think He Gave A Good Answer. Pennies Suck
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#72 My Younger Brother’s Answers For His Health Assignment
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#73 We Asked Our Biology Teacher For The Funniest Answer Someone Has Put On A Test, We Were Not Disappointed
“I have to be honest with you. I didn’t go over this problem last night and didn’t pay attention to it in class yesterday. I do not care about this, I don’t even like science. But I do like you and I don’t want this to ruin our friendship. Since I do not know this, I have a question for you. I just started texting this girl and I know she thinks I’m cute but I don’t really know how to start a conversation with so I was wondering if you have any ideas. Well that’s all for now Mr. J but we will keep in touch.”
“Impress her by talking about how atmospheric nitrogen can be used to age artifacts. Works for me every time. Mr. J”
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#74 9-Year-Old Student With Some Standardized Test Sass
#75 My Girlfriend Just Sent Me This From Her Physics Test
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#76 Give This Kid A Medal
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#77 My Dad Just Texted Me This. Student Submitted This For His Final
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#78 My Friend’s Kid Is Pretty Smart
#79 You’re Not Wrong
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#80 My Little Sister’s Homework Assignment. At Least She’s Honest
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#81 My Kid’s Teacher Is Apparently Okay With His Wild Answers On Spelling Tests
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#82 Stupid Maths Exam Question, With A Great Answer
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#83 Poor Tony
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#84 My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test
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#85 Technically Not Wrong
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#86 That Is Not A Very Nice Answer
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#87 I Think Third Grade Math Is Boring For My Son
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#88 One Of My Biology Students Gave This As An Answer On His Test
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#89 My 10-Year-Old Daughter’s Science Test
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#90 My Kid’s Answer On Her Math Test
Kid’s answer: It is ham and cheese. I don’t like it
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#91 Grading 2nd Grade Math Homework
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#92 Homework Question Response From A 7-8 Year-Old
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#93 A Kid Asked If The Dinosaurs Can Poop
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#94 From My Grade 6 Science Test, I Think The Marking Was Unfair
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#95 My Test Answer Oh My God
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#96 Some Of My Mom’s Former Students’ Answers I Found Funny While Throwing Away
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#97 My Teacher’s Too Smart, Guys
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#98 My Little Brother Aced His Math Test
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#99 Answer To The Last Question On A Math Exam
“K is the shorthand of ‘okay’ most commonly used by people who are in a rush whilst texting.”
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#100 3rd Grade Homework
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#101 I Saw This In A Video And Noticed I Did It 2 Years Ago When I Was 11. That’s My Test
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#102 From The Book “The Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers”
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#103 I Was Grading Assignments When I Saw This. The Answer Is 0.007 Kg
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#104 Wrote A Note To My Teacher On A Test I Failed. Her Response
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#105 My Student Thought The Tests Logic Was Off
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#106 The Best Test Answer From A 9-Year-Old I’ve Ever Got (Had To Give Them The Point)
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#107 My Aunt Is A Teacher At A School Full Of Kids With Behavioral Issues, Personally I Think They Are Going Places
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#108 The Answer My Friend Wrote In Her Test
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#109 Beginner English Writing Exam 1
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#110 Me During My Math Exam Today
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#111 My Friend Recently Got His Health Exam Back
It said: “The name and the pronunciation.”
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#112 I’ve Been Waiting For Years To Make This Joke, Got Opportunity On A Math Assignment
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#113 First Graders Get It
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#114 He’s Not Wrong
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#115 My Little Sister Wrote This On Her Math Test
#116 physics teacher’s version of a christmas present for a test.
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32 hilarious kids’ test answers that are too brilliant to be wrong
We’ve all been kids and we’ve all felt the stress of a school test, and obviously everyone of us gave a fair amount of wrong answers during our career, and needless to say, our teachers probably had a good laugh about them, since the answers we gave were probably hilarious.
Whatever your skill level was, I’m almost sure the wrong answers you gave weren’t as funny as the ones we are going to show you in this post.
We don’t know if these kids are just brilliantly ironic or they simply made mistakes. Maybe it was the stress, or the fact that there was no way out to a question they couldn’t respond, but the answers these kids gave are by far the most hilarious thing you will see today.
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Kids these days: can't live with 'em, can't teach 'em anything because the Internet shows them that they can be a smartass instead of submitting real quiz answers. Tests were once about studying, knowing the most, reveling in the honest hard work of memorizing the basics of being a person in American society. Getting stuff wrong meant feeling SHAME. But these days all kids care about is submitting creative test answers that will make their Gen Y teachers laugh, making sure everyone is having a "good time."
Back in the day, each and every one of these damn kids would have been slapped on the wrist for writing down sassy words and drawing goofy pictures instead of, you know, actually finishing their tests. From hilarious teacher reviews to funny kids test answers that make you wish you were that clever when you were little, these are the best and funniest test answers provided by clever children who didn't care about their grades as much as they did about getting a laugh.
Sometimes, their grades reflected their lack of effort - but unfortunately, a lot of the time, you can see that the teacher actually kind of appreciated a kid giving a smartass test answer, even if it wasted everyone's time. What is the lesson here? Nothing matters as long as you are kind of funny and can answer any test questions you are handed no matter how little you know about the correct answer.
No matter where the world is going (downhill) with all this, these are the funniest kids' test answers that are sure to make you smile.
1. The Key to a Successful Marriage
2. Warren's Future
3. Suck It Up, Kids
4. She's Not Wrong...
5. Historical Accuracy
6. Oh, Miranda
7. Accurate.
8. Saturyonce
9. Kid Tells It Like It Is
10. Advice for the Teacher
11. Name This Quadrilateral
12. I Mean, They Probably Do...
13. The Length of a Football
14. Even Numbers
15. An Authentic Parents' Signature
16. How to Show Up Late for Class
17. Guide Davey Bones!
18. Good Advice, Actually
19. Math Problems
20. :'-(
21. Write An Example of a Risk
22. Kyle Shows His Work
23. The Ultimate Solution
24. Awwww...
25. What Is the Strongest Force On Earth?
26. A Valuable Lesson
27. Don't Touch the Snot
28. What's Your Favorite Hue?
29. HOW DID THIS KID NOT GET in TROUBLE
30. Nobody Ever Remembers
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The answer to this question. from technicallythetruth
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This is the best answer I’ve ever seen. from funnyanswers
These tests are getting easier and easier... from technicallythetruth
You want better answers? Ask better questions. from firstworldanarchists
This man is too dangerous to be kept alive. from technicallythetruth
Words of the week from comedyheaven
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Done as mentioned from technicallythetruth
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How to make original answer from technicallythetruth
My wife is a teacher and found this while marking an assessment from technicallythetruth
Well it didn't say it had to be analog😤 from technicallythetruth
The Kid Is Smart from technicallythetruth
Godzilla Let Washington Down from technicallythetruth
I'll be shocked if they mark the answer incorrect. from technicallythetruth
Very clever from technicallythetruth
kid's going to harvard from funny
This belongs here from technicallythetruth
He took a risk from technicallythetruth
well yes but actually no from technicallythetruth
Astronomy from funnyanswers
You can't make me answer your questions... Well holy hell... from firstworldanarchists
A homework well done from technicallythetruth
DEFEND YOUR ANSWER from technicallythetruth
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The pressure, the nerves, the timetable, the revision... exams can definitely be tough - but not for these particular kids.
When they were faced with a question they weren't quite sure about, these bright sparks reached right into their creative toolboxes and brought out some of the most ridiculous and, in some instances, genius and downright hilarious exam answers they could find.
From funny one-liners to super-smart wordplay, these 32 youngsters could probably take on the world between them - because although their answers are, for the most part, technically wrong, they're so fantastic that if we were their teachers, we would have given them an A+ for ingenuity regardless. Not yet convinced? Let us introduce you to the test takers that are just too smart for their own darn good... which one will make YOU laugh the hardest?
Hilarious exam answers:
This money-savvy mite.
Image: imgur/ Haggysack Conservatories don't come cheap, after all...
This sarcastic smartypants
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The word search master
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This toilet humour expert
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This very literal artist
This sassy relationship counsellor
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This crafty creative
This regular little groover
Image: Reddit
This equality campaigner
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This geometry enthusiast
This eye doctor, apparently
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This extremely literal reader
This somewhat bleak realist
This cheeky chancer
Who needs to pray that their teacher has a sense of humour.
This fan of the blooming' obvious
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Seriously, they're all doing it
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Just like this no-nonsense student
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And this one too
This budding misogynist
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This brazen daredevil
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This slightly mean girl (or guy)
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This safety expert
The optimistic child
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Seen a funny exam answer that made you laugh even harder? (Or have your kids written one themselves?) Leave us a comment and let us know, and we'll add it to our round-up!
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